Archive for September 2018

Float Parade

By Jennifer Jones

One of my favorite events this year was participating in the float parade. I particularly liked the blow up people! So creative!

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I Can’t Swim

By Tarzana Joe

We begin in water
And our legacy’s aquatic
The first swim that we ever make
Is in liquid, amniotic

From the dismal dawn
On our journey to oblivion
We are love and light
But initially, amphibian

Then the moment comes
And it’s on dry land we’re landing
But it don’t seem right
For we’re really not upstanding

So, we find a place
And we’re joined by manly men
To return to grace
Where we swim and swim again

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Lucky’s Lake Monster Mash

By Candee Crowe

Monster: I was swimming in the lake late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For a zombie from his slab did rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Chorus: He did the swim
Monster: He did the food chain swim
Chorus: The Lucky swim
Monster: It was a hundred K smash
Chorus: He did the swim
Monster: It caught on in a flash
Chorus: He did the swim
Monster: He did the hundredth lap

Monster: From the sandy beach in the Mesenheimer’s yard
To the fish filled waters where the alligators feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a halo on the Wall of Fame

Chorus: He did the swim
Monster: He did the food chain swim
Chorus: The Lucky swim
Monster: It was a hundred K smash
Chorus: He did the swim
Monster: It caught on in a flash
Chorus: He did the swim
Monster: Do you have what it takes?

Monster: Some ask why? You’re a crazy fool!
Underwater is where you scream
The guests included Digger and the duck
Doc Lucky and his sons

Monster: The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Splash bark quack, we’re about to get down!
The crazy fools were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Holy Carp!”

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