Lament of a Mature Swimmer
LAMENT OF A MATURE SWIMMER by Michael Zahn
(SUNG TO “MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN”)
My belly drapes over my Speedo,
My muscles are not to be seen,
The teenagers are making some comments,
And all of those comments are mean.
Oh bring back, bring back,
bring back my six-pack to me, to me!
Bring back, bring back,
my body at age 23!